21 Century brings new ways of comunication, which allow to comunicate in social networks such as facebook or twitter. in the middle of twentieth century only a few things could be said about electronics but nowadays humanity stands on new stage of discovers.
Humanity always improve existing technologies. Social networks now have statuses and this allow each user of social network to put a short text as his status that will describe your mood. But statuses are used not only for this, you can put as your status some funny joke that will boost your friends mood and cheer them up. Statuses allow to get respect on internet world. If your statuses look good, people will notice this and would like to comunicate with you.
Our site offers a huge collection of stupid statuses that are regulary updated. Every day people visit our site and submit something new and outstanding. Look though our collection of sad statuses and find yourself a status that will make your whole day. Make your profile page look different, attract new socila network users with a help of sad statuses.
You can also submit your own satuses here, this will allow you to see other people opinion and could inisiate an exchange of stupid statuses.
Staying up this late is giving me extreme paranoia. One of the CPA from Monster's INC is going to drop from the ceiling and ask for my autograph.
Doesn't care if this is the city that never sleeps, I want an Ambien!
Instead of a mosque, we should have a comfy chair at Ground Zero for @SarahpalinUSA to sit in & remind passing New Yorkers about 9/11.
In the future, when annoying tourists ask me where Ground Zero is, I'l be able to say "Two blocks from the mosque."
Entourage Episode Idea 1: E can't get cell service, Turtle gets a bad haircut, Drama has an ingrown toe nail, and Vince eats a banana.
Must be depressing to be the stock photo model who gets used in a WebMD banner that says "Are You Depressed?"
I think I figured out the twist! M Night Shyamalan has been dead since 2003 and that's why all his movies suck.
Andy Jones just saw someone laugh and vomit. At the same time.
Favre retiring for third time. Only 2 more until the apocalypse.
Whenever I'm at a crossroads, I ask myself, "What Would Wesley Snipes do?" Then I buy a gun and don't pay my taxes.
I was going 2 punch an elephant in the face & then I remembered, they never forget. So I punched an old person, they forget everything.
They used to be called Jumpolines until your mom bounced on one back in ’72.
(on new years day) I remember last year like it was yesterday.