Funniest status and sayings

You are what I never knew I always wanted.

If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you made me smile, I would have the whole night sky in the palm of my hand.

Love is friendship set on fire

You are my answered prayer, my fulfilled wish, my realized dream.

i dont get why people put designs on toilet paper . its not like someones gonna wipe their butt and say..."Oh my god ! a flower!"

...thinks God’s gift to bachelors is that the juiciest gazelle is the easiest to catch.

...makes the lie, invents want.

eat eat and eat....but don't eat my brain

Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.

All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault.

Women: Can’t live with them, can’t kill them.

....... is shout of the hour

... says One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions.