If you are using social networks then you already know that there is always a need to change status, because several times a day could happen some events that you could want to emphasis with your status.
Funniest status is a short message that is used to make your friends laugh. Funniest statuses are used to boost your and your friends mood.
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If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you made me smile, I would have the whole night sky in the palm of my hand.
i dont get why people put designs on toilet paper . its not like someones gonna wipe their butt and say..."Oh my god ! a flower!"
...thinks God’s gift to bachelors is that the juiciest gazelle is the easiest to catch.
eat eat and eat....but don't eat my brain
Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.
All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault.
Women: Can’t live with them, can’t kill them.
....... is shout of the hour
... says One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
......... I'm not high maintenance. I am just a precious cargo with lavish instruction for upkeep.
............ Is Wondering…. If Money Doesn’t Grow On Trees,, Then Why Do Banks Have Branches ?