Best facebook statuses, funny messages from twitter and new quotes about life

We are welcome you on our site dear visitor. In a modern world computers play a great role in our lives. We use it at work, we use it to look fotos or to watch films, we use it to edit or to write texts and also we use it for comunication purposes. Communication is the most important feature that computer offers us.

Before this we had to send letters and wait a lot of time to get response but now things have changed and what took days now take seconds. No wonder that social networks became so popular, they allow to keep in touch with friends and comunicate with them in real time, without delays. Most social networks have small pictures that are used to show your status and also a fuild where you can write a short text.

That text could be a funny message, famouse quote or just a joke. With a help of statuses you can inform your friends about important events in your life, your mood, or state of health. Also statuses can be used to leave a note for a person that unrichable at the moment. When that person will log in, he'll be able to read note you left for him in your status. Status should be short and funny, otherwise your friends will ignore your status, but if status is comic or interesting it could make your friends mood better and make them laugh while reading it.

This could be in use when you are at work, funny joke in your or your friends status could cheer up and remove stress. Laughter is some of the best therapy, it boosts the immune system and improve the body's resistance to disease, make your more resistable to stresses. Look through categories of our site and find good status for your social network, brighten your profile page look. Here you'll find social network statuses , quotes, messages on any taste. With a few ckicks you' ll be able to update your social network profile with new statuses found on our site. You may leave your comments and vote for liked statuses.

IF U R bAd ThEn I Am yOuR DaD

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asiya 

If you want to say bad things about me
Behind my back
Come in front of Me
I'll tell you more :D

A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
Albert Einstein

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JackSON 
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remember_me 

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams.
Live the life you have imagined.
Henry David Thoreau

Ask and it will be given to you; search, and you will find; knock and the door will be opened for you.
Jesus

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remember_me 

The past is a ghost, the future a dream.
All we ever have is now.
Bill Cosby

Always turn a negative situation into a positive situation.
@Michael Jordan

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janet 
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LoL 

Start where you are.
Use what you have.
Do what you can.
Arthur Ashe

Home alone? ▶Music♩♪♫♬ Volume: ▁ ▂ ▃ ▄ ▅ ▆ █ 100 %

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alex 
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khush 

I prefer my enemy, because they makes me unstoppable

Early to bed, Late to rise..

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Sushmi 
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Sushmi 

My Room+Internet Connection+Music+Food-Homework= Perfect day! :)

If you don't like where you are, MOVE. You are not a tree.

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Yish 
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Found an app on my phone that makes me look fat. It's called "Camera".

When I like someone, I compare their last name with my first name.

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JackSON 
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